Christmas is upon us. Dreading the gift exchange but gotta partake in the whole shebang anyway? Might as well send a message while at it.
For the Thankless One
Thank You Cards by The Gentlemen’s Press
Covered their a**, dabao-ed their lunch, but no word of thanks ever uttered? Hopefully they have it in them to at least leave one of these on your desk next time, then.
Buy here for $9
For the Oversharer
Private Thoughts Journal by Ang Ku Kueh Girl and Friends
Many things are better left unsaid. Or unshared. And this should be pass-agg enough a hint.
Buy here for $4
For the Hoarder
The Life-changing Magic of Tidying by Marie Kondo
If they’re anything like Digital Writer Hidayah, who has layers of stuff on her desk and even a traffic cone in her area (wtf right?), then they really need to feel bad to make good.
Buy here for $14.85
For the Office BFF
Gift Card from Chope
Casually mention you’re free during lunch. Or dinner. The cheeky grin will surely be met with an eyeroll, but that’s how we know sh*t is tight right?
Buy here for $25-$200
For the Office B*tch
A donation to Save Our Street Dogs in her name
You’re helping the b*tch help another out. Also, you get to tell her you’re worried about her karma points. SO FUN.
For the Colleagues Who Don’t Ever Talk to Each Other
Mobile Digital Walkie Talkie by OEM
Cue awkward silence and whispers of thanks. But they just may end up as BFFs or better yet, spouses, of which you’ll then get an ang bao. Foresight much.
Buy here for $36
For the One Who Can’t Stop Talking About Her BF Problems
He’s Just Not That Into You DVD
For Yourself, But a Message to Everyone
Awesome mug by UniqueCircle
Take this to every unnecessary meeting and sip on it every five minutes. Just cross your fingers your boss doesn’t hold a meeting with you about it.
Buy here for $11.10