6 Things Everyone Needs To Stop Saying To Busty Girls

Talking about boobs is like threading in dangerous waters. You have to be really careful about what you say, but the key to keeping the conversation on a pleasant note is to not make douche-y remarks. Like these:

You have really big boobs.
Really? I never noticed despite the fact that they’re actually, you know, like attached to my body.

How do they stay up?
They don’t, because nothing is gravity and physics defying. You know what I see when I look at strapless dress? Inevitable betrayal.

Look. You should cover up more.
Look. It really isn’t my problem that you have trouble focusing on my face instead of my breasts.

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Do they even make bras your size?
Not really. Those massive bras in stores are all pushups and those cute lingerie you see on models? Yeah, those are never in my size. This isn’t even a humble brag, it’s just me being sad about plain underwear.

That’s a really nice top!
That’s because I’ve got these amazing boobs to fill them out with. Which I catch you staring at. All. The. Time.

That’s a bit tight across the chest for you isn’t it?
Yes it is, but I can’t find clothes that don’t stretch across the chest and hang loosely on the other parts of my body. So stop, okay.

Image: buzzfuss / 123RF.com
Text: Lina Esa

 

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