According to the editors at CLEO, you guys seem to really love this review where I wonder why designers seem to be doing clothes for Mean Girls, high school burnouts and the freaks and geeks of the industry. Like, this is a love-it-so-much-that-your-fashion-editor-is-willing-to-give-me-money-to-write type of situation. You girls love me, you *really* love me!
Well, thanks for financing my love for beautiful things because may I present to you, the new industry standards for dressing and personalities we spotted on the runways for Autumn/Winter ’20: the furry enthusiast (erm, don’t Google it in front of your parents. Or do it, who cares?), the hipster girl who buys $500 coffee beans (in this economy?) or a housewife who is perpetually at TWG. Have fun!
This review was brought to you by the BFG, aka the Bitchy Fashion Guy. The BFG likes drinking like a sorority girl during summer break, buying clothing without a care for fiscal responsibility and the occasional 4am 20 McNuggets box binge.
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