10 Rejected Sex Position Names On Twitter And What They Might Mean

#RejectedSexPositionNames started trending earlier today for reasons unknown to us, but the tag made for a great form of entertainment. While we’re not creative enough to come up with a rejected sex position name, we did have quite a laugh trying to visualise what those Twitter peeps had in mind when they came up with these.

 

 

What we have in mind: Someone riding the guy and literally spinning on his, well, sword. Though we reckon it’s just the man gyrating his hips against the girl when doing the deed… right?

 

 

What we have in mind: Reverse cowboy and a lot of pounding.

 

 

What we have in mind: Grabbing a women’s crotch. ‘Cause, you know, camel toe and all.

 

 

What we have in mind: Interrupted orgasm. Because: damn, that ceiling really needs a new coat of paint.

 

 

What we have in mind: We don’t want to imagine this, really. Oh no, we can’t get the image out of our mind.

 

 

What we have in mind: It sounds painful, to be honest.

 

 

What we have in mind: Vaginal fluid cleaning the wiener.

 

 

What we have in mind: OMG, stahp.

 

 

What we have in mind: Also known as “how to get kicked out of bed”.

 

 

What we have in mind: When you’re both trying so hard, but it’s just not coming.

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